Counting Tiles

shouldnt:

They really need to make capri sun packs bigger.  I’m not fucking 7 anymore.  I am a grown man.  All I’m saying is that sometimes 6.5 fl. oz. just doesn’t cut it. 

(via shouldnt)

thechronicferuchemist:

Uterus, I do not understand your need to have a baby. We cannot afford a baby. I do not want a baby. Hell you wouldn’t even be happy if we had a baby. I find these temper tantrums you throw every month we don’t have a baby absolutely unacceptable.

(via erens-jaeger-bombs)

eatingisfab:

Tips on Studying

*open a book*

*read the first sentence*

*understand it very well*

*then slowly close your eyes*

(via mazusu)

istoleyourpanties:

quarterclever:

especiallygoodfinder:

nepeter:

australians dont have sex

australians mate

I spat out my coffee

sorry about your image

frICK

(Source: shalrath, via imbangnzelo)

commandingofficers:

kissmejasontodd:

neverlands-littlesecret:

sugar-spice—and-everything-nice:

Just a little blast from the past. Childhood nostalgia for girls who grew up in the 90s and early 2000s ♥

Girls these days don’t know what they’re missing out on.

I can literally smell the cheap plastic
memories

I HAD EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE PLASTICY GOD SENDS OF THE 90S - 2000S. MEMORIES 

(Source: verified--fangirl, via imbangnzelo)

sugashu:

BUTTS’S, BUTT’S EVERYWHERE!!!!

(via imbangnzelo)

me waking up:i can't wait to go to sleep tonight
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